THE PACEMAKER POCKET-SIZED DJ SYSTEM
is the latest in bum-rush technology. No longer must the earnest upstart-DJ wait so long in the shadows for the chance at sonic insurrection.
THE RASTA TAKEOVER HAS NEVER BEEN SO EASY
The introduction of the Pacemaker into today's life on earth means no more excuses ever again, excuses regarding not taking control of a fraught or unsettling audio environment and making a concerted effort to setting the party back on track. You need not be accompanied by several crates of records or a large, cumbersome mixing device. Once Skank DJ has been thrown from DJ boof or otherwise safely evacuated, lock yourself in and use all 120 GBs of the Pacemaker, an object slightly larger than objects like the P2P.
Others will thank you as they watch you wheedle your fingers around on the little wheels and produce DJing with this Pacemaker Pocket DJ system.
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